A Day in the Life....

 

...when I die, and am reincarnated,

 I want to come back as one of my cats.

hey, why not?
sleep 18+ hours a day, free meals, cozy sleeping arrangements....

 

Mr. Ignatious Katt a.k.a. Iggy a.k.a. Pig

 oh, hey there, Pig, did I disturb your slumber?
sorry (hehe)

*yaaaawn*

 did you want me for something Mom?
yes, Iggy...I whisper...there's a squirrel outside the back window...

huh?

 a squirrel? yum...um...I mean let me check it out!

where's it at?

 I can't see him Mom..where's he at?
right there...under the bird feeder....

Mr. Sleepy Pants can't find him...can you?

 There he is! get him!!!!

neener neener neeeener....*nibble*

 BONK!
ouch!...dang it Mom! why do you make me do that?
(I hate windows)

 

razzem frazzem squirrel!

  (((well, perhaps I don't want to come back as one of MY cats after all....)))
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   I received a loverly phone call from Mizz Mary Lou Kantz just a bit ago ~
seems as tho her eagle eye spotted an error on the directions of my
Tinsel Towne cross stitch pattern...
it should read:
"stitch design using one strand of floss over 2 threads of linen" apparently, I wrote & printed the opposite onto the thousands of patterns that have already gone out.
*sigh* what's a human to do?
THANK YOU MARY LOU!   Blessings from the Farm

Lori