"c'mon Buddy!!! let's go! ~ you are such a lollygagger...."
"yeah, yeah...I'm comin'...your legs are shorter than mine."
"quit complaining....it's a beautiful day and Mom & Dad are WAAYYYY ahead of us!"
"quit complaining....it's a beautiful day and Mom & Dad are WAAYYYY ahead of us!"
"Hey...there's Pinocchio & Daisy, and those pesky Guinea hens...don't let them get ahead of us!"
"...this isn't a race, Lazy, it's just a nice walk...."
"whatever..."
"Buddy, what is that blue thing poking out of the ground?"
"hmmm... I don't know...Mom will know though...*sniff *sniff*"
"...and there...another blue thing....
"...and another!!!! Grrrrrrrrr..."
"no TINKLING on that, Lazy...you are such a TINKLER!!!"
"but.....oh allright."
"what a nice view of our house, huh Buddy?
...Mom & Dad are so lucky, their doghouse is so BIG!"
"uh huh...alot bigger than ours is...but I love our doghouse too..."
"me too... *pant *pant*..."
"is this what our people call the Pump House???"
"ummmm...I think so, why?"
"...'cause I don't want to sound stupid. BARK!"
"can I tinkle on it?""really Lazy????"
"....oh, alright...you're such a party-pooper...well a pooper for sure."
"not funny."
"sniff sniff...smells like Spring is coming soon ~ but when I eat this I throw up."
"then don't eat it."
"hey, look who's lookin' at us...he's always lookin' at us."
"oh stop...he's just a ram. he is jealous of us."
"really?...cool...hey RAM!!!! look at us walking!!! and watch me tinkle on this..."
"LAZY!"
"and WHAT is up with Daisy?...she's one crazy donkey-girl..."
"I dunno...she seems a bit off to me, but Mom & Dad love her so I guess she's ok."
("shhh...that RAM went & got his Momma...do you think he really heard me??")
"Lazy...you really have a complex about those sheep. They aren't here to bother you..."
("I'm not so sure of that Buddy...they look suspicious to me...do they eat kibble?")
"what a pathetic sot that Donkey is...you'd think he would have more dignity..."
"oh please, I've seen you beg for toast-crust."
"HAVE NOT!!!"
"look, Daisy is spying on us again...can't we just have a peaceful walk alone with Mom & Dad?"
"Lazy, you have to share them...Mom & Dad love ALL of us here on the farm equally...well, MAYBE they love us a little bit more?"
"oh please, I've seen you beg for toast-crust."
"HAVE NOT!!!"
"look, Daisy is spying on us again...can't we just have a peaceful walk alone with Mom & Dad?"
"Lazy, you have to share them...Mom & Dad love ALL of us here on the farm equally...well, MAYBE they love us a little bit more?"
"Ok...we're almost back home now...there's the sign that Lee & Robin painted for us..."
"yepper, almost back. home."
"ya know Buddy, we have a great life...people who love us, lots of animal friends, and folks are always coming by Mom's shop with bones & treats for us...life is good, no?"
"Yes, Lazy...Life Is Good. *YAWN*"
"c'mon...pick up the pace there..."
"I have to tinkle again."
"really?...ok, I'll wait for you, my friend..."
"ok...all done...*sniff Sniff*...what's THAT I smell?"
"That would be you ~ how many times have I told you not to roll in that stuff?"
"yepper, almost back. home."
"ya know Buddy, we have a great life...people who love us, lots of animal friends, and folks are always coming by Mom's shop with bones & treats for us...life is good, no?"
"Yes, Lazy...Life Is Good. *YAWN*"
"c'mon...pick up the pace there...""I have to tinkle again."
"really?...ok, I'll wait for you, my friend..."
"ok...all done...*sniff Sniff*...what's THAT I smell?"
"That would be you ~ how many times have I told you not to roll in that stuff?"
"HOME at last...did you enjoy your walk Lazy?"
"ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....."
"ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....."
~ blessings from the farm,
Lori
Lori
