Just….Iggy.

"Oh Hey…

...hey Mom ~"

{ drat….here she comes again with that black box that she holds up to her face…
I do not like the way it flashes and whirs…}

"…whatcha up to mom?

me? oh just hanging out…."

{maybe if I'm really nice to her she'll get out of my face with that thing…or not.}

"…just taking a little bath & cat-nap before my shows come on…"

{actually, I'm sharpening up one of my claws just. for. you. mom}

"aw…I know I'm handsome, thanks mom"

{handsome? I am da-bomb-diggety…and we all know it.}

"no, don't think I want to be brushed right now…*yawn* maybe later"

{come near me with that brush & I'll use it to….
um...if I squint my eyes, maybe she'll think I'm falling asleep and leave me alone}

 "nor do I want to play right now mom."

{ok lady ~ your getting on my nerves with that thing….but you could fetch me a treat since you're up}

"STOP mom. ….do I look like I'm in the mood?"

{the mood to pounce, maybe…}

"final warning."

{maybe if I slide down the couch I can escape…or get into a better position to attack.}

"seriously MOTHER."

{ok, wanna play lady? come a little closer….so I can reach out & 'touch' you…}

"…closer…."

{…and by 'touch' I mean…}

{reeeeach out and…}

{…latch onto your left-nostril with my sharpest claw
and let you know all about how I don't want to be bothered by you right now}

oh Iggy you're so cute.

I wuvs you.

{maybe if I play dead she'll leave}

*sorry folks, just checking the settings on my camera ~

have a happy day!

~ Blessings from the Farm ~

 Lori