Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies ~

Ok, I don't really look like this ~
I crack myself up every now & then playing in the Photo Booth of this computer...
Bwahahahaha!!!!!

but I MIGHT look like this for real after eating some of these cookies...enjoy the laugh!!


Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Begin:
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again
pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try anothercup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who geevesa sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts..
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find...
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fallover.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !

blessings from the farm,

Lori

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27 comments:

  1. cuckiDecember 14, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    lol..me still giggling..
    thank you for the recipe..i love it..
    hugs cucki xxx

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  2. HomeSpunPrimsDecember 14, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    Oh my gosh Lori, you are a hoot girl!! Hugs, Lori

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  3. JaneDecember 14, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    YIKES!!!

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  4. Lil Raggedy AngieDecember 14, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    Lol love the pic you look MARVELOUS THIS MORNING !!! Thanks for the cookie recipe :0) I love my uncles Jack Jim and JOse ! Have a Very Merry Christmas ! hugs lilraggedyangie

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  5. Karen~The Barely There Primitive BearDecember 14, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    My what big eyes you have!...lol
    I don't think I will make those cookies!

    Bear Hugs & Blessings~Karen

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  6. Quilt it and Dotty www.quilt-it.nlDecember 14, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    ahaaaaahahahaha.
    You cracked me up! Cookie baking is one of the best christmas things.
    And making houses too, see my blog!

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  7. RobinDecember 14, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    I bet those cookies would be good with Jello Shooters!!!

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  8. Susan At Glen Oaks PrimitivesDecember 14, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    Back in the day when I was A LOT younger and healthier I did imbibe and tequila shots were my fave.
    I actually just smelled it reading your post and I think I would die if I had one today. (Yeah, I could be a lush sometimes) But, I know my daughter will think this recipe is cool and might make it so I'm sending her the link.
    Your picture is too funny!

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  9. TheCrankyCrowDecember 14, 2011 at 1:25 PM

    Sounds delish - but I might have to use two tottles of bequila... ;o) Those glasses are sooo you - really bring out your eyes! Thanks for the snorts!! Smiles & More Smiles ~ Robin

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  10. BarbaraDecember 14, 2011 at 1:52 PM

    I figured one day all that talent would send you over the edge..LOL Have a Blessed Christmas.

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  11. penelopeDecember 14, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    Sooo funny! What a surprise this morning..not your usual. Hmmm... the makings of a family christmas card! Thanks so much for the giggles...still laughing at this..

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  12. Mugwump WooliesDecember 14, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    I think you should have your thyroid checked...your eyes look a bit ...buggy.

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  13. prims by olde lady morganDecember 14, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    Lori, Love it!!! thanks for the giggles! OLM

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  14. LindaDecember 14, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    OMG, Lori, I am falling off my chair laughing!! Merry Christmas

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  15. SamplerNutDecember 14, 2011 at 7:27 PM

    So, when is the pattern for this picture being released? Too Funny!! I look like that just looking at all the Christmas dessert goodies.

    Gloria

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  16. MariaDecember 14, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    My gut is still hurting from laughing. I was laughing so hard the family came to check on me. Guess you have to like to Tequilla to understand...I'm just saying, ya know! Off to send this to a friend who may die of laughter. Thanks for making me smile! Maria

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  17. Heidi SteinerDecember 14, 2011 at 9:11 PM

    Thanks for the giggles Lori! And thanks too for the yummy treats.
    Heidi

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  18. Heidi SteinerDecember 14, 2011 at 9:11 PM

    Thanks for the giggles Lori! And thanks too for the yummy treats.
    Heidi

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  19. Robin at The Primitive HutchDecember 14, 2011 at 9:12 PM

    My ~ what Beautiful eyes you have!!!
    Thanks for the laugh ~ oh and the recipe. Sounds yummy!!!
    Prim Blessings
    Robin

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  20. Lori Ann CorelisDecember 14, 2011 at 9:54 PM

    You are having a little too much fun! But then again . . . is that possible??

    :-)
    L

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  21. christinaDecember 14, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    So funny Lori!! Cookies sounds great!! Although I might have to add in extra tequila with all the craziness I've had going on lately...lol. Thanks for sharing. Hope you have a Merry Christmas!
    Blessings~Christina

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  22. TheresaDecember 15, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    Heheheheheh....way to funny!!! :0)

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  23. JulieDecember 15, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    YOU crack me up!

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  24. TammyJaeDecember 15, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    Oh Thanks for the chuckle! Thought you might like my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe - here you go!

    1 cup sugar
    1 tsp. baking powder
    1 cup water
    ... 1 tsp. salt
    1 cup brown sugar
    Lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    Nuts
    1 bottle tequila
    2 cups dried cherries

    Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon ice strain your fruits. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 s and try not to fall over. Get up, check tequila. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

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  25. sheraveryDecember 15, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    Lori,
    Good Lord, I think I just soiled myself from laughing so hard. Too funny.

    Bottoms up, and have a Merry!

    -Sherry-

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  26. BeckyjeanDecember 16, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    Hi Lori~

    After the day I had today, I really needed the giggle. Thanks for making my day.

    Merry Christmas~Becky

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  27. Peggy LeeDecember 16, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    Now that funny I don't care who ya are!
    I'm sending this one on.

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