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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

{ your new favorite Christmas Cookies...}








Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water1
tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Begin:
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again
pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try anothercup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who geevesa sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts..
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find...
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fallover.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !


13 comments:

janeu729 said...

Oh Yeah!! This founds like sun!

janeu729 said...

P.S. What do the critters think of the snow?

Catherine said...

Sounds like a good recipe!

Marjorie said...

You left out the part where I vomit in the trash can.

magikalseasons said...

I need to make a few batches of these! :)

Linda said...

LOL.........thanks Lori..........
Have a good week!
Linda/simplycountryseasons

jayne@~an eye for threads~ said...

Oh my, this sounds like a pun sandyplace...but my stove is bigger than my sink and my dishwasher (aka DH)turner was already beaten, and now I got's ta lick up the drippings.
Cherry Mistmas to ewu and Be always in stitches.

moosecraft said...

Hysterical!!! :-)

Corinne Burke said...

Now that's Cnristanas cooking. reminds me of how I spend my time with the in-law's to cope.

Carla said...

LOL! I think I made those once.
Merry Christmas!

Cinlyn said...

I'll have to share this with my sil!! LOL She was having a cookie making day yesterday...if only she'd of come across this recipe first!!

William Bezek said...

Our last evening with Jose didn't go so well and he's never invited back, so we will NOT be making these! Have a great Christmas Lori!

Joy said...

Too funny. I need to make these immediately.

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